Monday, October 15th 2018

Z. Birnbaum


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Furthermore,

My organization, Birnbaumaco, in association with various others, including, but not limited to Snoop Dog, Nix Check Cashin and The Pabbst Brewing Company, as well as their receptionists, therapists and so-called "friends with privledges", are somewhat disappointed by your repeated stalking via this electronic communication interface (ECI). My Client utilizes this ECI for dating options, NOT to be a victim of that which you have subjected him to repeatedly and without mercy.

Your statements have been found to be insulting to The drummer from Men Without Hats and in direct violation of Section 13115.(a) of the California Health and Safety Code. You have engaged in the most heinous form of libel and shall pay with either blood or money. Your comments are libelous and damaging!

Therefore, vengence shall be ours, upon the expressed approval of one Pink. While it is my personal belief that the extract of the Yohimbe Bark, and other natural sexual boosters (such as those aforementioned in sec 6, verse 1: "Aswaganda" and/or sec 8, paragraph (a) ii: "Ginseng") is indeed adequete to boost erectile and ejaculatory ability, these are not the view shared by our associate which include, and yet are not limited to, The Pffizer Corporation, Sticky Video and Sheik, LLC. We shall not sit idly by!!!

Our staff is at the ready, consuming anti-inflammatory supercritically extracted organic turmeric, yohimbe bark and performing kegels, the legal kind, (WITH towels, albeit of questionable origin) in preparation for the elephantine case we are certain to mount against you. .

Make no mistake, vengence shall be ours, upon the expressed approval of one Pink. UNBELIEVABLE!!

However, you can avoid such action by providing: an Apple iPod loaded with the complete works of Men At Work, 1. (one) case of domestic ale, chilled to our liking, 4 packages of Grape Pop Rocks as well as five golden rings and an exotic dancer who understands english.

Your fate is in your own hands, SIR, Remit the following itemsSubmit to the steel will of our organization or find yourself among the ranks of those unfortunate dolts in the ZLS, LLC naughty files

It behooves you to remit these items immediately as our staff, which includes Camryn Manheim, is, at this very moment, being gathered to compile a most heinous suit. We hope that we can come to a swift and just resolution to this grave conflict..

Lates,

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Z. BIRNBAUM

ADDENDUMATIA: UNLESS PRIOR ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE YOU SHALL INDEMNIFY MY CLIENT AND HIS ASSIGNS AGANST ALL FURTHER LIABILITY. A 15% CANCELLATION FEE MAY APPLY IN CERTAIN STATES. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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