Wednesday, March 20th 2019

Z. Birnbaum


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Madam:

My organization, Birnbaum Recordings , in association with various others, including, but not limited to Pfizzer, Kristy McNichol and Bank Suissse, as well as their ex-significant others, road dawgs and pimps, are somewhat disappointed by your repeated stalking via this electronic communication interface (ECI). My Client utilizes this ECI for the current Major League Baseball standings, NOT to be spied upon by the like of you.

Your statements have been found to be insulting to Peter Guber and in direct violation of Section 4651.(a) of the California Fish and Game Code. Please do not underestimate the girth of our throbbing legal aparatus and it's ability to insure swift justice through our sphinchter expanding suit.. You want a piece of this, punk?!

Therefore, we intend to sue. My Client wishes to assert that he is not engaged in any legal activity whatsoever. Please update your files, backing them up to exabyte or any stable media of your choosing.. Our intermittently well-staffed organization is prepped for battle as is Dennis Farina.

We have procured funds for ourtemporary assigns to work overtime. They shall also be provided various fruit juices and low-end vending machine victuals as an incentive to speed your demise.

Make no mistake, we intend to sue. Unacceptable!!

However, you can avoid such action by providing: a 24 pack of individually wrapped skittles, (3) CheesyBread, expertly manufactured by the "Little Ceasars" organization, one (one) loaf of Eziekel 4:9 organic bread as well as an exotic dancer who understands english and five golden rings.

The Choice is yours, SIR, Remit the following itemsSubmit to the steel will of our organization or find yourself among the ranks of those unfortunate dolts in the ZLS, LLC naughty files

It behooves you to remit these items immediately as our staff, which includes Chaka Khan, is, at this very moment, being gathered to compile a most heinous suit. We sincerely hope that we can resolve this issue in a manner pleasing to one Camryn Manheim.

Warmest personal regards,

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Z. BIRNBAUM

NUTRITION FACTS: NO AMENDENT HEREOF SHALL BE EFFECTIVE TO CHANGE OBLIGATIONS, RIGHTS AND DUTIES OF MY CLIENT OR HIS CURRENT G.F. WITHOUT THE EXPRESSED WRITTEN CONSENT OF DENIS FARINA. UNBELIEVABLE!

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